(Source: College Humor)
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
i thought this was a fake smash bros reveal
what do u mean fake
wtf im taking this horse
did you ever just lift an entire fucking horse onto your back
I don’t care if he’s old. I want Yen’fay’s hot booty.
i’ve gotten to the point where i follow ppl who all follow the same ppl i follow and we all follow each other so i see the same post on my dash seven times in a row
when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries
when they ask you to help bring them in
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
do not do the sex
Real Christians aren’t assholes
In High School I had a friend who was super religious, her whole family was. Despite this, she was pro-marriage equality, pro-choice, and never once tried to convert me or make me feel bad about my own religious decisions (I was and still am an agnostic). She was always kind, and treated everyone with respect, regardless of race, religion, or orientation. For her the heart and soul of being a Christian was to love others and treat others with dignity. She was a real Christian.