when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries
when they ask you to help bring them in
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
do not do the sex
Real Christians aren’t assholes
In High School I had a friend who was super religious, her whole family was. Despite this, she was pro-marriage equality, pro-choice, and never once tried to convert me or make me feel bad about my own religious decisions (I was and still am an agnostic). She was always kind, and treated everyone with respect, regardless of race, religion, or orientation. For her the heart and soul of being a Christian was to love others and treat others with dignity. She was a real Christian.
I’M DYING hELP
aCCORDING TO cLUB penGUIN NEOPETS IS A BAD WORD OMFG i’m dyING
remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
this song brings back memories of the dark ages
has violent flashbacks of middle school weeaboo phase
fuck you i will stomp the FUCK outta this track ANY DAY
Starting March 1st, you can download X or Y for free! Its only available in America and Canada!
Just register your 3ds/3dsxl/2ds and one of the six games below, and you can get a free copy! If you already own animal crossing, or any of the other games, you DO NOT need to re-download them! Be ready to register by March 1st-31st! Promotion is invalid after the month is over, so be sure to grab your code before Midnight on March 31st!
Welp, I’m not eligible, but I’m reblogging for everyone who is!
what the hell
Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth (via tierdropp)
Y’all need to know this.
^ AWESOME HISTORICAL FACTS RIGHT HERE
Need to finish reading that book :-)
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.